AT&T Logistics

OK, Here is the new equation for AT&T IF PORT LANDLINE = VONAGE [AND] INTERNET IS PRESENT [THEN] NEVER!!!!!!! DISCONECT INTERNET UNLESS SPECIFIED BY CUSTOMER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I just want to in the center of the Grand Canyon right now so I can just scream my voicebox out.